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Monday, May 31, 2010

Chris Klein: Follow-up



Glad to know this guy has a good sense of humor about it all.

Monday, May 17, 2010

Chris Klein Auditions for 'Mama Mia'

Okay, I have a few things to say about this.

First, I have auditioned plenty in my day, and if footage of me ever got out, I would be mortified. Sorry, Chris Klein.

Second, this may be the worst professional audition I have ever seen.
And, even when he talks before hand about this audition being "real singing" as opposed to the "acting-singing" he did on American Dreamz, and when he stops in the middle to read lines from the script only to jump straight into "singing" again,
he seems completely unaware that he is just not good.

That having been said, the first time I watched it, I stopped at about 0:45.
Boring.
But, when Noah Garfinkle of BestWeekEver.tv urged me to watch the whole thing, I gave it a try. And I'm so glad I did.

As a lover of ABBA and Mama Mia!, this was more alarming than anything else. Try to at least truck it through till 1:15.

Monday, May 10, 2010

Q: Why should you keep your credit score high?

A: So you never, ever have to see the "Special Man."



Via BWE

Sunday, May 9, 2010

Follow me on Twitter!

So, most people that know about this blog are my friends, and most of my friends know that my twitter username is @RickyMartin. This has been a long saga of hilariousness, as I never pretend to actually be the Latin pop singer. My name is on the account, my picture is on the account, and I tweet as me. And yet, as of this moment, I have 1,546 followers, about 1500 of which remain unawares to the fact that I am actually a 23-year-old female living in Utah.

I have been e-mailed by twitter administrators asking for verification of my name, which ultimately resulted in the real Ricky Martin having to settle for the username @Ricky_Martin. I was nominated (though I did not win) for the title of "Mr. Twitter Puerto Rico". Also, upon gaining 1,000 followers, Emory C. has offered to throw me a latin-themed party.

I hovered around 500 followers until Ricky_Martin officially "came out of the closet," which pushed me to 1,000 followers. I was afraid to tweet anything for fear that my followers would get smart on me and unfollow, leaving me below the 1,000 mark and then the party plans would be over. So I have not tweeted anything for about a month.

Until last night, when I was trying to go grocery shopping at the Smiths in South Provo, but I couldn't because about a minute before I walked up, there was a shooting. Police were everywhere, costumers were running out of the store, and I had to do my shopping elsewhere. Then this happened:

(For those non-twitter users, the @ sign means the following message is directed at a particular user, and #fb is used to publish that tweet on facebook)

RickyMartin: Shooting at Smith's tonight... Thankfully, I arrived just after it happened. http://www.ksl.com/?nid=148&sid=10703657

Lover_of_Sushi: @rickymartin ricky that's really scary!!! Stay safe!!

RickyMartin: @Lover_of_Sushi Thanks! I'll try -

Lover_of_Sushi: @rickymartin oh my goodness I never expected you to reply to little ol' me! Make sure you tell your mother how much you love her today.

Lover_of_Sushi: RICKY MARTIN JUST TWITTER-ED ME. EPIC. #fb

Lover_of_Sushi: SCRATCH THAT IT WASN'T RICKY MARTIN JUST SOME IMPOSTER TWITTER FAN NAMED MICHELLE. AWKWARD EMBARASSMENT. #fb

Awesome.

Happy Mother's Day!

Wednesday, May 5, 2010